Anthony Weiner is back in the headlines with new revelations that the New York City mayoral candidate kept sending pictures of his spotlight-loving penis who one can only assume is nicknamed "Carlos Danger," because Carlos Danger is a great penis name well after he assured the public that he was very sorry for acting like a borderline predatory pervert and was going to step away from polidicking to focus on his family. Problem is, Weiner's execution was all kinds of wrong. Here's how you navigate the hazardous waters of the Dick Pic Sea, guys.
The world is a scary place— especially for teens. And HBO's Euphoria continues to unravel the underbelly of high school, complete with dating apps, anonymous online relationships, and so many dick pics. In the latest episode, Zendaya's Rue leads an entire Dick Picsoffering a tutorial of how to take and send solicited pictures of your penis.
Results: 7. Exact: 7. Elapsed time: 36 ms.
But if you're a woman who's encountered the peril of unwanted penis pics, you might think otherwise. Now a Swedish tech consultant has invented a new app designed to expose the exact location where a penis picture was taken. Per Axbom launched his "Dick Pic Detector" last week and has already had 5, requests from ladies desperate to expose the hi-tech heavy breathers who bombarded them with pornographic piccies.
Many people are quite fond of penises, and many others find them at least tolerable, and some members of both groups enjoy looking at pictures of them. Given that Keeble is not, as far as I am aware, a supporter of the anti-porn movement, it is no more a commentary on her fitness for office than if she liked a picture of a cute puppy, or a recommendation of a nice Northampton restaurant, or anything else that brings her joy. And as far as I can make out, literally no one in British politics, other than Brandon Lewis himself, believes that Keeble has serious questions to answer.
Sexting is a scary business. The idea of sending out an intimate photo of your genitals to someone you quite fancy is terrifying. Behold the "Dick Code," a way to share a unique and anatomically accurate image of your penis without actually taking a photo of it.
Ugh, minus 50 points! But does this always have to end with you blocking his number? Ask why he sent it.
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